The superstar this week is Jan Crouch. She's a singer and aspiring super model who is in love with a small green frog made of felt.
Oh wait... I'm thinking of someone else.
So... Jan Crouch; she is the stuff nightmares are made of. With that big poofy hair, layers of eye makeup, and that menacing grin; Pennywise used to have his parents check under his bed to make sure Jan Crouch wasn't hiding under there. But they didn't, because they were too afraid that she might actually be there, waiting to devour their brains. So they all barricaded themselves in a room with flashlights and didn't get an ounce of sleep. Really... that's Pennywise's back story. Just ask Steven King.
Now days, Jan Crouch sits upon her golden throne as she rules the Galactic Empire.
"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"
And that's all there is to say about Jan Crouch.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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Slick.
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