Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Superstar of the Week is Mick Jagger

In the old days, men used to spend a lot of time on their hair and grooming in order to impress women. Men wanted to look handsome for the big date, or whatever. Then along came the concept of the butt-ugly rock star. Women flocked to these men in droves and they were ugly as sin. Now, thanks to guys like Mick Jagger, men know that it's not surface things like good looks that attract women; it's surface things like money and power.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Soccer/Football: What's in a name?

So... What some countries refer to as soccer is known to most of the world as football. Meanwhile, there are seemingly different sports also known as football. Why is this? I'll explain it in this video.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Superstar of the Week is Sylvester Stallone

Most people, in order to appeal to an audience, must be understood by said audience. That's why I've chosen Sylvester Stallone to be the Superstar of the Week. In the 80's and 90's, he was able to generate massive appeal from millions of fans who couldn't even understand a damn word he was saying.

As a matter of fact, was he even saying ANYTHING? The typical Stallone line seems to consist of "Brabljafrabren. Adriehhhh!! Rabrabzameeben." I mean, seriously, what the hell is that? How can someone gain such a big screen presence without even speaking an identifiable language?

But then, there do seem to be other actors capable of pulling off the same thing.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Nalts' Despicable Behavior

Nalts has done it again, but this time he's gone too far. Get ready to be shocked and appalled in my latest video as I reveal Nalts' worst travesty ever.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Monday, June 14, 2010

Bad Customer Service

Here's the new video where I discuss the suckiness of having to call customer service. Watch it or you will spend the rest of your life wondering what's missing.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Saturday, June 12, 2010

The Lamest Comment Ever Written

Since the invention of internet video, people have been typing that "You wasted X minutes of my life" comment. This is the dumbest comment a person can write. Here's why...

Music by Kevin MacLeod